A questionnaire for the ladies and gentlemen

I'm personally amazed I never put up some form of internet quiz yet; I've always been strangely fond of them. I found one yesterday that matches you up with your best suited superhero guy, then thought there would be little harm in sharing it, so here you go. There are other silly quizzes on the site if that one fails to take your fancy such as Date a Super Hero Chick too, but I am of course apathetic on that subject. If there are any readers out there, do share results.

P.S. I seem to have ended up with The Thing, the quiz claiming I like them "hard as a rock and sensitive". I do not object.

Solid Trouser Snake

If you wish to see one, use the following:



Or optionally, don't. Find out which you prefer.

(This happy rainbow post was made because a reader reckons this blog is depressing.)

The inevitable pixiv void

After finding a script for the site that allows me to view most of the important parts in English, I finally decided to sign up to pixiv and find out what it has to offer. Aside from stumbling on tag searching every now and then, I suspect I'll find plenty for my eyes to oggle with enough perseverance. When I shall cease tonight, I am uncertain.

The Furry Threshold

I'm possibly incredibly foolish for entertaining this thought, but I cannot help but wonder. Is it possible to spot a furry from hearing them call people "humans"?

Proof that Havik is a raging homosexual

While browsing around videos of Mortal Kombat Deception (a game I played an age back and happened to enjoy), I discovered that one fighter demonstrates his capability of giving head.























I do not take credit for the pun.

y!Gallery Adventure

Yesterday and the day before, I found myself engaged in the less common act of browsing through y!Gallery like a maniac. You know, that site with approximately 2 billion adult-rated fanfics and drawings of highly visible underage ninja boys and (mostly) girly looking men in long black overcoats. As I do on the occasion, I dig around for an utter age uncovering things I may actually like. Fortunately I was successful, and I feel like pointing out some galleries that I recently revisited after forgetting about them long ago:

AngelusTenebrae

Apparently used to do a ton of Sephiroth fanart a while back, but seems to have branched out into other fanart later on. Also sketches/colours some cuddly smut with aged gentlemen, which I openly approve of.

Gonk
Draws plenty of fuzzy blokes, with either a good dose of muscle and/or pudge to match. Also a creator of some of the finest 3D animated cock spewings I've ever seen in my life.

stablercake
I like this lady's style for some reason. Whether she draws fanarts, worryingly manly living puppets or whatever insane folks pop out of her brain, she does it with a cartoony flair that entertains me to no end. And also with adorable giant noses on almost everything.

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If you wish to access the nudes, you will of course need to create an account if you haven't already. I do not aim to achieve much with this entry aside from providing another small glimpse into my interests.

Fan Disservice - a ramble concerning unusual subjective opinions

To begin, since I'm under the firm belief I will not purchase a Playstation Portable in the near future, I decided I may as well read up on the game Final Fantasy Dissidia and spoil myself silly. This lead me to reading the TV Tropes page on it and getting a few laughs and/or interesting developments out of that, what with the cast of (mostly) pretty men who can swing around giant swords in spite of their (mostly) reedy muscles and the usual Square-based mythos. Not that I mind that, being a follower of the series since discovering VII almost a decade ago.

To get to the point, as I was reading through the trope examples, I finally came up to this:

"Fan Disservice - Chaos's loincloth."

So I thought, "why would that be?" A very quick venture into Google images presented the following:



That's easily the most ridiculously phallic design on a loincloth I've ever seen. I even suspect it was intentional, though perhaps that is merely paranoia speaking. Someone once said they were too entranced by his Japanese voiceover (I've only recently become aware of to the delights of Norio Wakamoto) to notice however. Still, for the ones who did do a double take of what may as well be a photograph of demonic god wing-wong, I completely sympathise with them if they grimaced.

Obviously I can't say the same for myself, and perhaps even a handful of my online acquaintances. In my case, the only way I could be further pleased by this image is if the loincloth was tenting.

So what is my point after all this, aside from mentioning my now unhealthy aesthetic appreciation of this villian? Clearly nothing important or particularly exciting, but merely that if you look hard enough, you really can find that someone can get hot and bothered over a depiction that would usually inspire temporary impotence. I usually enjoy discovering such individuals in the realm of cyberspace; perhaps it is because it makes me feel a fraction better about myself and my own unusual and ridiculous objects of perverse sexual lust, knowing I am not entirely alone in this regard.

xtoob bitching

So after about 2 years of fapping to what few fappable videos are on the site, I finally caved and made an account, so I can keep track of stuff. Being a member has the advantage of allowing me to subscribe to pages that I like, which I already guessed was a likely feature. Interestingly though, it also allows me to subscribe to specific search tags as well, so I can keep track of specific fetish videos as they come up. I didn't anticipate this feature, and it turns out I quite like it. Favourites listings were another staple, which simply serves as a shortcut for sharing certain videos with my own online circle/s of homos and as an insight into what kind of shit I like I suppose. I don't need to necessarily come back to these, as I have my ways of saving them onto my harddrive.

One thing I had hoped to get rid of however were prompts to become a member in the first place, just to make browsing slightly quicker. I put up with them for an age, but finally got annoyed with them just enough to sign up and hope they'd vanish. Good news, they did. Bad news, they were replaced with prompts to become a VIP member or some nonsense like that. So basically the very minor nuisance I wanted to remove has instead transformed into something shinier and more obnoxious. Bah.

Oh, and I don't intend to post any of my own content. I have enough videos saved of other folks exhibiting themselves across the internet that can bite me in the backside later on in life, but that doesn't actually have my face anywhere on it. That and I'm somewhat paranoid.

Months In Between

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